[翻译] [LET热议]如何成为一名MJJ

How to become MJJ?
如何成为一名MJJ

[-]RedSox
同时我注意到 MJJ 总是用的二次元头像
I also noticed than MJJ always have anime avatars

[-]aRNoLD
我认为不是天生的，而是后天培养的。
not born, but cultivated I believe.

[-]DP
发这篇文章说明你已经找到了正确的方向。
Creating topics like this is one indication you’re on the right path.

[-]cgs3238
只需要一秒钟：割掉你的鸡鸡
Just need one second: cut your penis

[-]dahartigan
你可以像我一样，想成为 MJJ 的时候就成为 MJJ
You can just do what I do and self-identify as an MJJ when it suits me

[-]CheepCluck
如果你不是完全向往 MJJ 的生活，我建议你把鸡鸡（注：lower horn 梗出自 Futurama？）塞进两腿之间，然后用胶带把它固定住。
If you’re not 100% committed to the MJJ life, I suggest just tucking your lower horn between your legs, and using a bit of duct tape to keep it in place.

[-]sonic
你现在已经是 MJJ 了。
you’re MJJ now. @RedSox

[-]MGarbis
MJJ 到底是谁/啥?
Who or what is MJJ anyway..?

[-]kalimov622
你当前 MJJ 浓度还不够，所以不知道。（回答楼上）
You’re not MJJ enough to know that yet.

[-]zhi
买一堆不需要的小鸡吃灰
Buy a bunch of vps that you don’t need

[-]cybertech
不是你选择成为 MJJ，而是 MJJ 选择你。
you don’t choose MJJ life; MJJ life chooses you.

[-]uzerhode
很简单，注册一个 loc 账号，你就正式成为了一名 MJJ。
但是你需要一个邀请码。
不过正因为你是 MJJ，所以你会知道如何从另一个 MJJ 手里购买邀请。
这就是我的 MJJ 之路。
It’s easy, sign up on hostloc.com, then you are officially a MJJ.
Oh, no. you need an invitation to sign up.
But since you are a MJJ, you will figure out how to buy an invitation from another Mjj.
That ‘s my road to MJJ.

[-]LTniger
为了成为 MJJ，你必须达成以下目标：
– 割掉你的鸡鸡
– 学习中文
– 有个活跃的 loc 账号
– 抱怨到大陆的网络不好，即使你住在加州
– 偷偷的鄙视西方人
– 即使你会英语，但最好写中文，然后使用谷歌翻译，使用 chinglish
– 遇事不决先退款
– 命令要求，而不是请求帮助
In order to become mjj you must obtain following goals:
– Remove your own penis;
– learn chinese;
– have active account at hostloc;
– wine about bad connection to mainland china, even if you are in california;
– silently despite westerners;
– even if you know english language,write in chinese, than use google translate. Adopt chinglish;
– chargeback and only then contact for support;
– demand, not ask for favour;

[-]yoursunny
欲练神功，挥刀自宫。
In order to become an MJJ, chop off your pencil with a knife.

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大概先四大金刚的VPS都买一台先

which onion are you!

最有名的MJJ，东方不败，苦练《C宝典》多年，因为没有对象改练《C艹艹宝典》，MJJ无官无财，卦象戊癸化火，于是加入“癸化” 隐为《葵花宝典》，此人宅在深闺，擅长以针会友

有的，至少chevereto的开发者在loc有号，来自智利