请以Fu*k U Cloudflare为题写一篇作文

moe

2年前

本帖最后由 WZ-Software 于 2022-6-21 20:53 编辑

假如你是李华，你将域名委托在Cloudflare，因故障导致你的网站无法访问，带来了巨大的经济损失，请你写信给Cliudflare表达你最真切地问候。开头已给出不计入总词数。
不少于120词

Hello Cloudflare Engineer:
Fu*k you cloudflare. Your CDN platform is so sh*t that it takes me 114514 dollars to save my site._________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

娱乐性质，看个乐就完事了，没必要喷我

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      I tried my best to find out the problems of my website but i failed. Then i contacted the supportment. When i try to login into the dashboard, i found that the dashboard cant load in. It said "500 Internal server ERROR". I feel really bad and i open the hostloc.com. Then i saw a lot of MJJs talking about this. I never doubt the biggest CDN company will Breach “100% SLA". I feel board and i open the Minecraft and entered Hypixel. Hypixel uses cloudflare too so i cant play potpvp too. Oh sh*t cloudflare. Your mother cut your father’s di*k down and threw it into the dridge for a week.
   Do you know how i feel when i find i couldnt download my p**ngraphic videos? I really want to shoot in front u. I think, if u cant keep your SLA for 114.5141919810%, pls dont shouw ur fu*king promise upon the Business and Enterprise Plan. Just learn from GOOGLE.com and Azure.com.
Fu*k U Cloudflare.
      Best wishes
      Yours MJJ

我白票人家cf，我还写这种信，我真不要脸，我呸

免费的玩出优越感了

不如你托管到腾讯再去 f 腾讯？

不用假如，我就是李华，行了吧

额，你用的免费版还是pro版？

战神赵日天发表于 2022-6-21 20:44
我白票人家cf，我还写这种信，我真不要脸，我呸

精辟！！

我白票人家cf，我还写这种信，我真不要脸，我呸

Fu*k Cloudflare from mjj’s love

FU*K who?
CF给大家白女票了这么多，我为什么要骂它？
应该骂谁，其实大家心里应该都清楚的吧